{"product_id":"dont-trust-fish","title":"Don't Trust Fish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eNATIONAL BESTSELLER • An absurdly laugh-out-loud funny picture book about the villainy of fish, illustrated by National Book Award-winning creator Dan Santat\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy, dear reader, must you NEVER EVER trust fish?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1) They spend all their time in the water where we can’t see them.\u003cbr\u003e2) Some are as big as a bus—that is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003enot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e okay.\u003cbr\u003e3) We don't know what they're teaching in their \"schools.\"\u003cbr\u003e4) They are likely plotting our doom.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis nature-guide-gone-wrong is a hilarious, off-the-rails exploration of the seemingly innocent animals that live in the water.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"penguin house","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51785321840922,"sku":"9780593616673-1","price":24.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0389\/0400\/4653\/files\/Screenshot2026-03-03122025.png?v=1772569370","url":"https:\/\/www.coast2coastclothingco.ca\/products\/dont-trust-fish","provider":"C2C Clothing Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}